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Unique Whatsapp Status Updates

1]My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity  :p

2]CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself.

3]Contributing to entropy since 1994.

4]One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

5]Darr k aage jeet hai….aur dadar k aage seat hai (Just for mumbaikars)

6]I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.

7]Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

8]Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.

9]People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.

10]Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue

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Top Best
WhatsApp Status Ever Seen in English

• Had a
  really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.

• I will
  win, Not immediately But Definitely.’

• If
  you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!

• Dear
  Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving
  them for you.

• The
  road to success is always under construction.

• Doubt
  kills more dreams than failure ever will.

• Born
  to express not to impress.

• Silent people
  have the loudest minds.

• Sometimes
  it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.

• You
  cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.

• I
  stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.

• If
  people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above
  them’.

• Failure
  is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.

• The
  greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to
  remember what you said.

• Nothing
  in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

• Be a
  good person, But don’t try to prove.

• Mistakes
  are proof that you are trying.

• Some
  people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.

• I am
  not failed……My success is just postponed.

• If you
  like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.

• When i
  was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.

• I work
  for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.

• I am
  always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.

• hate
  when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have
  something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business :/

• I am
  not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.

• Oh, So
  you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.

• I am
  so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.

• Warning…I
  know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.

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